Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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