Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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