Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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