It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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