what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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