Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.