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(646): View more from New York

ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!

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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?

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(646): ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE! (812): ? (646): Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that? http://tfl.nu/5o1s

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(503): View more from Oregon

I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves

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(503): I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves http://tfl.nu/4g59

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours

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(414): I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours http://tfl.nu/ud9t

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(954): View more from Florida

woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student

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(954): woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student http://tfl.nu/4vc9

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(423): View more from Tennessee

he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses

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(423): he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses http://tfl.nu/s1hg

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(765): View more from Indiana

how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.

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(765): how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol. http://tfl.nu/c7jp

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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."

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buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.

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(703): swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back." (202): buy whatever she's on. a lot of it. http://tfl.nu/b6gr

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(703): View more from Virginia

no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.

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(703): no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing. http://tfl.nu/bnv5

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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.

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(310): Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever. http://tfl.nu/fsai

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!

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(610): I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin! http://tfl.nu/gtgt

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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.

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(215): The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng. http://tfl.nu/fp0t

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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...

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(215): There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave... http://tfl.nu/jtzo

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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon

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(651): Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon http://tfl.nu/o3ou

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.

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(860): I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't. http://tfl.nu/dn0x

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(770): View more from Georgia

Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.

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(770): Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it. http://tfl.nu/r24g

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