he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.