Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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