you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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