I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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