did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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