I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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