He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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