If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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