More tranny stories later!
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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