i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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