I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
She even gives head with a lisp.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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