If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
birth control should be required to get into college
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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