i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
