you guys were way drunker than both of me
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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