so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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