I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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