you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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