Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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