I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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