I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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