Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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