We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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