theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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