is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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