this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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