y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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