I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Semen is not good for contacts.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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