you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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