rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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