I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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