Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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