Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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