Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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