hotel room ftw
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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