Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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