this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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