let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You need Xanax blowdarts
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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