used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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