i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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