There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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