She's JV to your varsity
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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