i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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