Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
