YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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