i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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