You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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