Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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