Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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