She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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