dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
We need to rekindle our bromance
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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